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Willow Smith’s new music video. She’s NINE!!! (NINE!!!! )

 

 

 

 

No time to read but want to feel cultured? The re-publication of Felix Feneon’s Three Minute Novels, now with beautiful illustrations by Joanne Nerborsky, should be perfect for your termtime downstairs lav attention span.

 

 

 

 

Pizza Express have employed a ‘specialist in intimate conversations’ to train their waiters to flirt. Why yes we will have some pepper with our pizza...

 

 

 

‘Sarah Palin’s Alaska’ - we venture with her batshit family into the wilderness and learn that "This is flippin’ fun ...I’d rather be doing this than in some stuffy old political office! " (debuts next month: watch the hilarious trailer now)

 

Hitting a 12 year old in the face is just not acceptable, Justin Bieber. Even if Laser Quest is getting serious.

 

 

 

 

 

M.I.A. wearing a burqa (on which she’d printed the lyrics to her own song XOXO) on the red carpet before changing into hotpants for the show. X-O-X-No.