Lent Term has been – as it is notoriously known for being – a hellish term, and we have finally reached the end of Week Eight. Without the delights of Michaelmas and Easter (Bridgemas and May Week), Cambridge students have emerged from their period of studious hibernation and have been running around like headless chickens in the March sun. Week Eight is always a bit of a strange time between packing up all your stuff, enjoying the last snippets of Cambridge, and confronting your DoS after ignoring them all term. If you want to know what Week Eight monster you become, you’ve come to the perfect place!

How’s the packing going?

A) I haven’t left the library in days, I’ve forgotten about all my earthly possessions.

B) It was a breeze! My parents came and helped me pack up my life and drove me home with no traffic!

C) I was so hungover I’m not sure what I stuffed in my suitcase…

D) I just want to enjoy the last moments of Cambridge, I’m not ready to leave!

What are your Easter plans?

A) Study 9-5.

B) Relax and enjoy being home.

C) Going out as much as possible before the quiet period in Easter Term.

D) Go on long walks in nature, many picnics, and make daisy chains.

How did you feel on Thursday morning?

A) Don’t distract me, I’m locked in!

B) I got woken up by a breakfast spread carefully curated by my parents.

C) Eeeek! It’s too early, don't speak to me!

D: Amazing! I managed to check out that exhibition I’ve been meaning to go to all term.

Have you made plans to see your friends?

A) I’ve deleted all social media and I’m locking in.

B) Not really, I’ve been so excited to see home friends.

C) Duh, I’m taking them on a night out at home.

D) Not yet, I’m just living in the moment.

Did your supervisor give you a glowing end-of-term report?

A) I’ve been avoiding my supervisor; they’ll just stress me out.

B) I skipped my meeting. I’m sure nothing important was said anyway.

C) They congratulated me on getting through the term despite how ‘ill’ I’ve been.

D) Yes, I love my supervisor, we always get distracted talking.

If you picked mostly option A: The diss warrior

You’ve been in the library so much this term, your books have become your closest companions. As Week Eight draws to a close, you’re still fighting the final battle with your dissertation, barely aware of your surroundings. You haven’t seen daylight in days, and the thought of socialising or even packing your bags seems like a distant dream. You’ve locked yourself in a cycle of intense focus, determined to survive this hellish term. No distractions, just the grind.

If you picked mostly option B: The one who goes home early

For you, Week Eight is about getting out as quickly as possible. You’ve already packed up your life in record time, aided by the convenience of your parents’ help and a smooth journey home. You’re looking forward to the comfort of home life: family, familiarity, and a much-needed break. You’ve managed to skip any unnecessary academic stress and, while you may have missed a few meetings, you’re confident you’ve done enough to get by. Now, it’s all about the peace and relaxation of being away from the chaos of Cambridge.

If you picked mostly option C: The Revs addict

Week Eight might be winding down, but you’re just getting started. You’re ready to make the most of these last few days, and that means packing in as much fun as possible. A night out with friends or the rush of socialising with home-friends are at the top of your to-do list. You may not have been as focused on your work this term, but you’ve survived it with your ability to bounce back. You’re looking forward to more nights out, more fun, and more of the social scene before the dreaded quiet of Exam Term settles in.

If you picked mostly option D: The frolicker

For you, Week Eight is a bittersweet moment of reflection and enjoyment. Packing can wait; you’re more focused on soaking in the last bits of Cambridge’s charm. You’ve been wandering around town, visiting galleries and making the most of the rare sunny days. Your supervisor’s feedback can’t overshadow your love for the place, and you’re not in a rush to leave just yet. Whether it’s a long walk or a spontaneous adventure, you’re determined to embrace the present and savour every last moment before heading home for Easter.

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