What does your Knoops order say about you?
Sit back with a hot – or cold – chocolate and complete this quiz to find out what your Knoops choices say about your character!
Come rain or shine, Knoops (as I recently discovered, pronounced kuh- noops) is the place for hot or cold chocolate drinks, with one for every occasion, especially as a post-supervision treat. Most of us at this point are frequenters of Knoops, with the loyalty points to prove it, and know what we like out of their seemingly endless chocolate and toppings options. But how often do you analyse your choice of drink and wonder what it says about you? Well, complete this quiz to see what your Knoops order says about you, and what we think you should try next!
What is your preferred drink?
A) Hot chocolate
B) Iced chocolate
C) Milkshake
D) Mocha
What percentage is your go-to?
A) 34%-65%
B) 70%+
C) 28%-35%
D) It changes every time!
When it comes to toppings I…
A) Stick to marshmallows and cream
B) Always go for the spice
C) Nothing – simplicity is key
D) Spice, herbs, fruit, salt – I try them all!
When I’m drinking my Knoops I…
A) Sip slowly and devour every drop
B) Drink it fast ALWAYS
C) Take my time whilst chatting to friends
D) It depends on how busy I am – I go with the flow
Your favourite treat from the bakery is…
A) A croissant or pain au chocolat
B) Honeynut crunch
C) Raspberry cheesecake brownie
D) Whatever looks the most appetising!
If you picked mostly option A:
You like the classic and timeless parts of life. You regularly go for the things that have never failed you, as opposed to trying things you’re not 100% set and convinced on. Not only this, but you enjoy reliable comforts , like being wrapped up in a cosy blanket, hot chocolate in hand, without a care in the world. You tend to romanticise life and the small things. You’re likely to have an aesthetic Instagram feed, and enjoy carefully curating each and every story.
For your next drink – Branch out with some sea-salted hot chocolate! This is a safe gamble, and will hardly disrupt the comfort of a hot chocolate, but adds a whole new dimension of flavour!
If you picked mostly option B:
You are always speeding around, with little time to relax. Whether that be because you are in a constant battle to meet deadlines, or because you’re involved in one too many societies, there’s not a time when you’re seen doing nothing. You pick drinks that allow you to be on the move and those that give you a burst of energy so nothing can stop you!
For your next drink – Spend some time slowing it down and try to actually savour your drink! Go on a self-date or spend time with some friends enjoying a Knoops beverage, it’ll be sure to pause your busy schedule, if only for half an hour. Perhaps go back to basics and order a simple milk hot chocolate, more doesn’t necessarily mean better.
If you picked mostly option C:
You are extremely extroverted and are always up for the things that others may shy away from. Everyone likes you, and you’re known for your friendliness and great chit chat, the perfect person to grab hot chocolate with!
For your next drink – Try something less sweet, and embrace a dark chocolate, maybe with some spices. If you’re always up for new things, this would not be a challenge!
If you picked mostly option D:
You are a free-spirit, not tied to anyone or anything. Each week you adopt a different aesthetic to wear to lectures, and you pull off each one perfectly. You’re spontaneous, live without a diary, and your vocabulary seems to simply consist of ‘sure, why not?’, and this is reflected in drink choices: you try a new Knoops each and every time, making your way through all the options.
For your next drink – Be more adventurous: go beyond the drinks menu and try the ice cream!
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