The law of (im)possibility: Stephen Hawking was wrong

Never say never! For over 50 years, theoretical physicists have believed that extremal black holes were, well… theoretical. Ever since Stephen Hawking, James Bardeen, and Brandon Carter declared that these black holes, which reach the point of having as much charge as they possibly can, cannot exist in the real world, they have just been used as theoretical models. However, recent work by Christoph Kehle and Ryan Unger has proved Hawking wrong, revealing that there is no known law of physics to prevent these holes from forming. Their mathematical proof has been described as “beautiful,” if such a thing can be said about maths.

Eau de Cam

Fresh collaboration alert! Luxury label Chanel and the University of Cambridge have extended their partnership which aims to advance sustainable transformation. The partnership will focus on educating Chanel leaders in sustainable business transition and will continue providing bursary funding to students on sustainable leadership courses. Kate Wylie, global chief sustainability officer for Chanel, said: “The programmes have inspired a collective sense of responsibility for sustainability, which is leading to business transformation.”

Reporter recognises rampant runaway rhea

A runaway rhea affectionately named ‘Chris’ has been spotted walking in a field near Bluntisham, Cambridgeshire. The five-foot-tall flightless bird, which is related to ostriches and originates from South America, has been on the loose for over two weeks. BBC Cambridgeshire reporter Tom Jackson said he “couldn’t believe [his] eyes” upon finding ‘Chris’. The feathered fugitive is yet to be returned home, but members of the public are advised not to approach it due to its dangerous kick.

MASH on the EDGE of glory

EDGE, a student-run initiative overseen by RAID, is launching its first queer club night at MASH on 7 October. Tickets are on sale, with the organisers asking: “Ready to EDGE?”. They hope this will be the start of a regular queer scene in Cambridge’s nightlife, alongside RAID’s “night of extravagance”. The event is wheelchair accessible, and gender-neutral toilets will be available. Students can be searched by any security staff they feel comfortable being searched by, regardless of gender.